Charlie Sheen's final performance

I normally don't like to write about celebrities on this blog, but I just can't help myself today.  For a while now we have been witnessing the unraveling of a star right in front of our eyes.  Charlie Sheen has had second chance after second chance for years now. It's funny that no one really cared that much until porn stars got involved, now everyone is fascinated by everything Charlie Sheen.  Porn gets a bad rap sometimes, but when it comes to accelerating a celebrities demise you can always count on these sex crazed women and cocaine!

Ok, lets get back on point. This poor guy had it all. He comes from a famous family. His father was one of my favorite presidents and his brother was great in The Breakfast Club.  Chuck has what all actors strive for, a syndicated show that is on more networks that I can count and producers that let him get away with murder because of good ratings.  But now the chickens have come home to roost. After numerous legendary parties where 8 balls were the size of bowling balls and porn fantasy's came true, (I'm not jealous), Charlie has finally flipped his lid. After going on a lunatic rant about how the Two & Half Men producers suck and that he doesn't need the show, they finally pulled the plug. "I'll go do movies with stars if I'm not wanted", said a delusional Sheen. I hate to break the news to you buddy, but the only film company that might consider working with you now is the one that brought you such hits like Breakfast on Tiffany & White Men Can't Hump.

Misery Really Loves Company welcomes John Cryer, who got royally screwed today by his buddy. I also have a open invite for Charlie Sheen. Once you sober up and realize that your career is over we will be here waiting. For now, have a great time with your ex-nanny and porn star duo you're hanging out with tonight. Well, there's not much more to say. Click on the link below to hear and read about the demise for yourself.

P.S.  An honorable mention to the "not so young and cute anymore" fat kid from the show. It was good while it lasted. Maybe Charlie did you all a favor since the show was heading towards the inevitable jumping of the shark.

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