Have you ever attended an illegal cock fight only to be attacked by a knife wielding rooster? Of course not! Most people are sane and humane enough to stay away from this kind of stuff, but in California, one poor fellow was in the wrong place at the wrong time when a rooster, turned terminator, miscalculated his death blow and stabbed the poor guy in the leg causing his death! I guess things are getting a little mundane in the cock fighting business, so in order to spice it up a little, they attached a knife to the leg of this poor rooster. Roosters have always been kind of scary to me, now add the knife and it becomes a down right nightmare! Hey, at least this cock got the last prick before being exterminated by the same folks that armed him.
Misery Really Loves Company welcomes Jose Luis Ochoa (God rest his soul), who tried to side step danger but chose left instead of right. The only question now is if St. Peter will be able to hold in his laughter long enough to open the pearly gates for poor old Jose. Cock-A-Doodle-Doo my friend. Cock-A-Doodle-Doo.
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Dude. That is just an embarrassing way to die. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteSomething is for sure shady when you use cock and knife in the same sentence!
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