Things aren't working with your marriage. You try to work it out, but you just don't seem to be seeing eye to eye with your wife. No worries, just buy her a first class ticket out of the country under the premise that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Drive her to the airport, give her a nice tight hug and whisper "I'll miss you honey" in her ear. Go back to your office, log into your computer and without a thought add her to the no fly list. "What do you mean you can't come back sweetheart?" I make fun, but this really is happening! The unlucky lady in the story below spent three years stuck in Pakistan because of a cruel, cowardly husband with too much power.
Misery Really Loves Company welcomes the poor women around the world that just happen to be married to crazy immigration officers who rather ship their wives away, never to be seen again, rather than doing something completely out of the box like... wait for it...
a divorce! Morons.
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Wow. And I thought the proverbial "scrubbing the toilet with their toothbrush" was bad.
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