Don't pay attention to the moving box!

Have you ever gone to the post office to ship something only to find yourself confused by all the crazy shipping rules? Ever since 9/11, shipping rules have become so much stricter so I understand how mistakes can be made, especially since the rules keep changing and are never clearly explained.

Misery Really Loves Company is proud to welcome the luckiest and unluckiest poodle in the world. Lucky for a minute when she was adopted, then unlucky when the person who adopted her tried to ship her to Georgia via the United States Postal Service! That's right folks, tried to ship a puppy in a taped up box! Then was lucky again when the box she was in tumbled over on its own and she was discovered by a post office employee. When Stacey Champion, the ever so proud dog owner, was asked what made her think it was alright to ship a puppy this way, she replied "There was no sign telling me what I can or cannot ship". Really? This woman is 39 years old! Do you think she has signs in her house that read, SLEEP, EAT, SHIT, TAKE A BATH, ETC.....  What a joke.

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INDIANA HAS NO BALLS

Have you ever been made fun of because of your name? Even worse, have you ever lost out on something because your name was a little off the beaten path? Imagine you have been in public service for most of your life. You're a Mayor who won four terms and was beloved by the citizens that voted you into office. One of the highest honors one could be bestowed with is having a government building or structure named after you.  This honor was ripped away from this poor soul. Not because he ever did anything wrong or because he lost sight of what is was to lead a city, that would have been understandable.  No, the reason for this disrespect is because his name is......

Misery Really Loves Company welcomes Mayor Harry Baals (Balls) of Indiana.  Although you could easily be man groomed, your name just cannot.  I understand both parties here.  On one hand, it should not matter that your name is synonymous with what you should avoid if you are going to wear a speedo, and on the other hand, who wants to visit the Harry Baals Center? I wouldn't be able to visit this place without feeling a bit, let's say, itchy. Sorry there Harry, things would have been so different if your name was Chaven Tess Tickles.

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Armed and Dangerous Cock?

Have you ever attended an illegal cock fight only to be attacked by a knife wielding rooster? Of course not! Most people are sane and humane enough to stay away from this kind of stuff, but in California, one poor fellow was in the wrong place at the wrong time when a rooster, turned terminator, miscalculated his death blow and stabbed the poor guy in the leg causing his death! I guess things are getting a little mundane in the cock fighting business, so in order to spice it up a little, they attached a knife to the leg of this poor rooster. Roosters have always been kind of scary to me, now add the knife and it becomes a down right nightmare! Hey, at least this cock got the last prick before being exterminated by the same folks that armed him.

Misery Really Loves Company welcomes Jose Luis Ochoa (God rest his soul), who tried to side step danger but chose left instead of right.  The only question now is if St. Peter will be able to hold in his laughter long enough to open the pearly gates for poor old Jose. Cock-A-Doodle-Doo my friend. Cock-A-Doodle-Doo.

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Oh, say, did you see Christina Aguilera....

muck up the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Super Bowl XLV? That just has to be the worse thing that can happen to singer.  That being said, lets be honest here, Christina is FINISHED! She looks and sounds like she just doesn't care anymore.  All those out of tune vocal runs shook Mount Rushmore to its core.  It's bad enough she sounded like crap, but screwing up the lyrics in God's country is unacceptable. She's lucky someone didn't open the retractable roof at the stadium and let the rest of the snow and ice fall on her. Hey, at least it wasn't me!

Misery Really Loves company welcomes Ms. Christina Aguilera.  Out of shape, out of sync and out of time.  Really honey? Is that the best you can offer us?  Don't worry, you will always have a home here.

Just in case you missed the ugly performance click on video below. Whitney Houston of Super Bowl XXV in 1991 she ain't! UGLY!

    

Ice Bowl in Dallas

Have you ever purchased really expensive tickets for an event, only to find yourself in a hospital bed resolved to watching the show on a 13" TV, in traction, check this story out.

Misery Really Loves Company welcomes the poor souls that got hurt today when a ton of snow and ice came crashing down upon them unexpectedly from the roof of Dallas Cowboy stadium, the home of Super Bowl XLV.

I feel horrible for those people, I truly do, but at least it wasn't me. With my luck, after waiting for the Jets to make the Super Bowl after 40 somewhat years, I would have been the one standing there when the avalanche came barreling down upon me. They would have found me in the spring, wearing my vintage Curtis Martin jersey with my prized tickets firmly in my frost bitten hand. I knew there was a reason the NY Jets didn't make the Super Bowl!

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BYE BYE HONEY! I'LL MISS YOU! RIGHT.

Things aren't working with your marriage.  You try to work it out, but you just don't seem to be seeing eye to eye with your wife.  No worries, just buy her a first class ticket out of the country under the premise that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Drive her to the airport, give her a nice tight hug and whisper "I'll miss you honey" in her ear.  Go back to your office, log into your computer and without a thought add her to the no fly list. "What do you mean you can't come back sweetheart?" I make fun, but this really is happening! The unlucky lady in the story below spent three years stuck in Pakistan because of a cruel, cowardly husband with too much power.

Misery Really Loves Company welcomes the poor women around the world that just happen to be married to crazy immigration officers who rather ship their wives away, never to be seen again, rather than doing something completely out of the box like... wait for it... a divorce! Morons.

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Facebook Virtual Voodoo

I never thought I would see the day when even witches and warlocks would go virtual.  I have always been a believer in the occult.  As a young boy I witnessed some crazy shit that can only be explained away by some spiritual force out there.  It's kind of sad that not even such an old practice like a good old fashion curse can escape the clutches of Facebook.  Facebook IS really taking over of the world!

Misery Really Loves Company welcomes Gov. Sule Lamido from Nigeria, who woke up this morning, turned on his computer and was Pinned instead of Poked. Hopefully, for your sake, the curse didn't take cause it couldn't get through your firewall. If it did take, a couple of tweeted hail Mary's should work.

To all who practice the art of black magic, keep it real world will ya!  Nothing worse than a witch with a Twitter account who is looking for ruby slippers on E-bay.  Very lazy.

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